Football Newsroom

Football is one of my great passions, and therefore the source of a lot of comedy and tragedy in my life. The comedy is here. If you want the tragedy, just put 'Hibernian F.C.' into wikipedia. The 'Football Newsroom' series started during the 2006 world cup as a series of observations and bad holocaust puns. Its now the main throughfare for any football jokes I think up. Other footy related stuff is tacked on to the end of this set.

Damn you to hell, Sensible World of Soccer

by lima
3-10-07


	Last night, in bed, making love to my girl, whilst taking in her utmost beauty and just how sexy her body looked as she moved beneath me... all I could think in my inconceivably tired state, was...


	"Standard Liege... Club Brugge... Feyenoord... Anderlecht... Sparta Rotterdam... A.D.O. Den Haag..."


	Have you ever, during sex with a loved one, called out the name of an old flame at the moment of truth?


	Let me assure you that calling her the names of obscure Dutch and Belgian football teams has far worse consequences


	She didn't believe me that a popular latin term of endearment is 'Heracles Almelo'...


	...A dutch football team that now owes me a penis

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