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Football is one of my great passions, and therefore the source of a lot of comedy and tragedy in my life. The comedy is here. If you want the tragedy, just put 'Hibernian F.C.' into wikipedia. The 'Football Newsroom' series started during the 2006 world cup as a series of observations and bad holocaust puns. Its now the main throughfare for any football jokes I think up. Other footy related stuff is tacked on to the end of this set.

by lima
4-14-09
Brazil were wonderful in their 4-1 annihilation of Scotland.
Their midfielder Socrates really asked questions of the Scottish defence.
Questions like 'Is courage endurance of the soul?', 'Do I, or the City, teach?' and 'Oi, Zico, who the fuck was that to?'
Finding David Narey's answers unpalatable, Socrates methodically deconstructed his defence
Allowing Tostao in on goal for Brazil's third.
Elenchus was noted down for the assist.

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