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so, what's new simon?

well, emilio, i have decided that i have fully accepted the current scientific view of the universe, and thus the earth is round!

but how do you know the earth is round?

all the current science books and theories tell me this! the laws of science are absolutes that can't be argued with. therefore, the earth is round.

but how do you KNOW the earth is round?

i'm tellin'!