Once upon a time there was this awesome guy who decided to steal another guy's idea and like totally ruin it. But he lacked imagination, so he went out to kill a bum 'cause that shit gives inspiration
But the bum was like "Don't waste me. I don't deserve to die", and this awesome guy was so awesome so he just killed the man and took his inspiration.
It looks just like a spleen but it has attitude, so it tried to kill the awesome guy. But he stapled it to a pigeon and saw it bleed to death very slowly.
That was like the best thing that ever happened to him. But then along came the PETA to protest, so he like told them to piss off, and to make sure they understood, he tore off their legs.
And they were like "Hey we needed our legs. Now we can't leave.", so he got mad and killed them. For that he was made president of a small African country.
(I had to kill retard to do this comic. I used the blood to write it with. If he had survived, I would probably thank him for the inspiration)
