In a moment, toro, we will release you into the bull ring and you know what will happen next?
I get to fuck a herd of sweet ass cows in front of all those people?
No, two picadors will jab barbs into you, a bandillero will stab your neck muscle, then I will torment you with my cape and stab you dead with my sword.
That's fucked up, man.
It is our tradition.
So is fucking a herd of sweet ass cows, but you've taken the pleasure out of that too with artificial cattle insemination
