1994: Lorena Bobbitt goes on trial for cutting off her husband's penis.
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| So nice, Weird Al had to make a song about it... partially, about it, that is... or censors would have... cut it off? TEE-HEE! | |
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| Aw, come on Sis! CUT IT OUT! HA HA HA! That ain't cutting it... HA HA HA... Okay... CUT! HA HA HA! | |
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2001: Immigration & Naturalization records show two men named Mohammed Atta enter the U.S. via Miami today, bound for different destinations...
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| Yeah... one went to Allah on 9/11... | |
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| And the other went straight to hell...!? | |
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"I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning."
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| Wingnut poster girl Ann Coulter at it again, today, 2005... Judging from her quote, she'd make a great dictator! | |
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| She'd be better at it than Saddam was... and Pol Pot... and Dubya too! Vote for Ann! Tee-Hee! | |
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