The Birth... Of A Rat! Or Several...

Author: luminous_luciano

Date: January 14, 2006

January 13, 1930 - The first Mickey Mouse short is released...
Hurray for our side! Yay - Mickey! THE FIRST MICKEY TOO - not Mantle, not Rourke... OUR GENUS IS THE GENIUS that actually prolonged "Mick" trying to... ah... shorten it!
You guys have an inferiority complex about your smallishness... admit it!
MM had been created as a REPLACEMENT... just to keep Disney's company afloat! Big D had originally banked everything on a hot HARE propriety...
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit... ME!
A not-so hot RARE opportunity if you ask ME! Tee-Hee! Disney dude created ya for one Charles Mintz of Universal Studios...
Not surprisingly, Mintz FIRED Disney shortly after Obnoxious Oswald's... ah... introduction!
Oh yeah? It was MISCHIEVOUS MICKEY too - early on in his lousy shorts...!
Disney wanted bigger budgets... Oswald went on to inspire HBO's "OZ" series...