1770 - British troops killed five colonials in the so-called Boston Massacre
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| Is that, like, the time when the Bruins blew that big playoff lead...? | |
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| Nah - you dummy! The Boston Massacre took place way before that day of infamy... ! | |
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... one of the events that led to the American Revolution.
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| Uh... when the Red Sox lost to the Reds? | |
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| I'm just about ready to re-enact it for you... I'll play one of the British troops... and you... | |
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And in 1623, Virginians prove to be no fun at all by banning booze...
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| That would change... like with everything else; give it time! *burp* | |
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