This is the story of passover (Muslims celebrate this religion too). For thousands of years, Jewish (teh good Jews, atleast ;D) people in Egypt were being persecuted by an evil, powerhungry Pharoh.
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| Moses: *crei* why teh h8? | |
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| Pharoh: Cuz you sux. You're supposed to pray to teh meh, not God (Allah, wutever). | |
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Moses, tired of the persecution, decided to desert Egypt.
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| Moses: Let's go Jews! There's a River. Please seperate teh river. Thanks. Bye. | |
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Thousands of years later...
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| Kettch: Why si the holiday called passover? | |
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| Mach17: Cuz, every year, I pass cum on over to yir mom. | |
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