These home-made vegetarian burgers were great, hat's off to the chef!
See? Once you get over the whole cannibalism thing they're -
Waht? Cannibalism?
Don't worry. I made sure they were vegetarians, I went along to that campsite just down the road and found a couple of hippies that offered me grass on toast.
And only a vegetarian would eat something like grass on toast, I mean come on, what the hell's that all about? So anyway, I went back there later and, uh, turned them into burgers.
