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Ok. I'm not so new anymore. Still don't be too harsh. I is teh winnar on BTC 14. Yay. I got honorable mention in CC180 and CC251. Counts for something, right? And here's my B-list awards (one day I'll win the big one): FTC31: Most Ironic Award FTC32: Truth award & Aaaauuh FTC33: Most Ironic & Psychic FTC34: TOBOR & Ick FTC39: TOBOR & Use of Cliches FTC41: Bronze & Silver Crabby says for CC241: "Very well done series. My favorite line was the "Too Italian" line. Very good stuff!" For being good stuff, I didn't win. Oh well. Whoever voted for me...thanks!

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CC16Whatever: Microsoft

by maddog00
1-06-03

We at Microsoft have decided to change our helpful little clippy icon with another...


	How may I help you?

Due to its popularity in the world, Jesus will come and help you instead.


	How may I help you?

After all, it will actually take a miracle from God to get our help program to actually help you.


	I can walk on water and then change it to wine...then tell you how to format your page size.

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