Sir, My name is Officer A. Hole. Do you have any clue as to what happened here?
No, I dont know anything. However I did here this guy, he wasn't wearing any pants, was soliciting sex to the people who stopped at the stop light. People were confused
HMMM, Interesting.
What, do u think I caused this!!??
Hey pal you said it not me, now dont move while i radio in for back up.