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Mr. Bornigan's logic and reasoning class

by mandingo
7-09-05


	sir, i'm an officer of the court. it's come to our attention that some teaching methods you employ in your Logic and Reasoning class may be in violation of the separation between church and state


	that's crazy! sure, jesus cured my wife of cancer. sure, he gave us kids when we thought she was barren from all the chemotherapy. but is his perfect love any reason to break a fleeting man-made law?


	nevertheless, sir, wasn't this a question on one of your tests: F's R and H's T are acquaintances but not friends. F's R is jewish. H's T is catholic. what one thing is keeping F's R and H's T apart?


	G's S, of course. oh come on. I know what it sounds like, but I just said one was jewish and one was catholic because it was multicultural month.


	that makes sense. what about the next question on the handout: if H's T can't convince F's R that G's S is the messiah, which ancient method of torture should be used to convert the godless heathen?


	burning and branding. look, are you going somewhere with all this? i have a class in 5 minutes and i've still to anoint the ram

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