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CC 292: at the funeral

by mandingo
8-15-05


	i can't believe Kratz is dead. he was the finest man i've ever known. a poor German immigrant, he pulled himself up by the bootstraps, emassing millions from shoving people up his ass


	remember that time he shoved the president up his ass? the vice president said, 'keep him there. i'm president now!' jokingly of course. but Kratz plopped him back out, giving his signature handshake


	oh my! that young lady just shoved Kratz's dead body up her ass! look at that form! it's perfect!


	and there she goes, plopping him back into the coffin! perfect!


	young lady! you honor Kratz today! who are you??


	i'm the heiress to Kratz!

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