Stephen King

Author: mandingo

Date: May 12, 2009

by mandingo
5-12-09
i think Stephen King's gone batshit. the cover of his new book, "The Van," says by Stephen King, foreword by Richard Bachman.
his pseudonym? he's obviously taking the piss
the back cover has quotes of endorsement from Stephen King, Richard Bachman, Stephen Bach, and Ludwig von DogRabies.
wow
then instead of a biography inside the back cover, there's just "KING BACHMAN THE LIONBREASTED" over and over and a bunch of doodles of how he'd look with a boob job
fiver says i know what he names them