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| Pierre, Easter is quickly approaching. Can you tell me about Easter? | |
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| Oui, Easter is when good kiddies get candies from zee Easter Bunny. Republican kids get rotten eggs. | |
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| I thought humans celebrate Easter to commemorate the death and resurrection of Jesus. | |
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| Jesus? OH, THAT Jesus! Haha, that's just a fancy story Christians tell each other, like "Snow White and Zee Seven Dwarfs." | |
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| Is that why stores only show images of pastel bunnies, but none of Jesus? | |
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| Damn straight. We don't need to remind shoppers zee real reason for Easter. | |
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