Pierre the Peacemonger

Author: marknicodemo

Date: June 13, 2007

by marknicodemo
6-13-07
At the American-Mexican border, Crat from the Planet Dem asks Pierre about the immigration controversy.
Pierre, are you surprised that Bush and other Republicans support immigration reform ?
Shocked into zee massive heart attack. Meany Republicans finally support oppressed undocumented Americans who come only to work.
Both parties support it. Isn't that strange?
They only want to bring zee oppressed undocumented Americans who come only to work from out of zee shadows. Oui, Kennedy said so.
Or to import an unskilled, uneducated underclass that will ask less questions, can be ruled rather easily, and consistently vote Democrat?
(Shhh... Not so loud!)