mcchase

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I am a self-employed bowling ball polisher. I have polished the balls of all the top names in the game! I was voted as "best polisher" in the years 1977 thru 1984. I had to retire in 1985 when they came out with those machines that polish the balls for you. Now I sell baseball cards at flea-markets.

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Deep Thoughts: Disney

by mcchase
10-31-01

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little niece to Disneyland, but instead I drove her to an old burned-out warehouse.


	Oh, no, Disneyland burned down!

She cried and cried, but I think that deep down, she thought it was a pretty good joke.


	This is hilarious!


	*sniff*

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


	Time for Uncle Bob to go get drunk...see ya later kid-o!


	Is Mickey really dead?

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