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| How fantastic would it be if someone posted a message about me on Craigslist Missed Connections. I can't stop checking. | |
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| I'm just out and about in the world and a tall drink of water and I totally make eye contact and he posts as soon as he gets in the cab on his totally expensive blackberry his undying love. | |
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| You haven't left your shitty apartment for a week. Dumb Bitch. | |
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