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| In an attempt to broaden the scope of this strip and liven it up a bit, here's my projection of what's going on elsewhere in Chicago on this fine Saturday night, while I sit at home dreaming of vodka. | |
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| Come on in! The party's just getting started! | |
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| FORTIES!!! BONG RIPS!!! KYLIE!!! | |
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Though I wouldn't mind being around for this.
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| And when I saw how many actors there were almost as talented as *I* am, I realized I could avoid the whole mess by not casting her at all!!! In the *biz*, that's what we call - | |
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| Your girlfriend is making out with a large drunken gay man again. | |
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