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| Look Bacon, I am sorry but you let yourself go. | |
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| You said you would love me forever! | |
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| Fine! Your just not as hot as you used to be. You never had any kids! I don't think you ever had any eggs. You trapped me into a tangled web of lies and never gave me bacon with eggs. | |
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| You only loved me for my bacon grease! | |
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