melonpolly

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yep. this is me. food for alice in wonderland. know what my Psychic told me? conform! conform to society. i looked at him like no. not gonna happen, buddy.

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All anthropologists go to Heaven

by melonpolly
11-14-04

polly dies and goes to the pearly gates. her sins are wieghed against her good deeds as God the Ninja reads a book of her life.


	now sin #414,003 when you blah blah bl---


	not a sin, that deviance is culturally constructed. it doesnt count for someone not of that culture by which i mean me.


	okay i wont count that one, how about sin #414,004---


	that doesnt count either. culturally constructed.


	not fair! you have been saying that for each sin!


	im anthropologist! this is what i do!

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