The Axe Effect

Author: mikesgotgame13

Date: April 19, 2005

by mikesgotgame13
4-19-05
Hey, buddy. I got a problem. This Axe body spray don't smell right.
You're a goat. You naturally like shit. Get the fuck out of my store.
Not before you tell me what the hell is wrong with my bottle of Tsunami Axe Bodyspray! I'll put my hoof up your ass, you scraggly burn victim.
Oh my God. Fucking goat...alright! Out with it! What's wrong with the bottle of Tsunami?
... it doesn't smell like dead Asian people.
I'm going to set myself on fire.