mikeweeney

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I am 21. I attend the University of Rochester. I am a chemistry major. I do musical theater. I don't use this account anymore... see favorites for mikeweeney Part Deux. Don't read the first few, they're not that good. But I'm too cheap to pay for the right to remove them. HONORABLE MENTIONS: CC 168 CC 170 (x3) CC 205 CC 216 WINNER: CC 149

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This is me, almost

by mikeweeney
7-05-03


	Hi, my name is Mike!


	Hi, I'm [insert cute girl name]!


	I'm going to talk to you and get to know you and make you laugh a lot by being self-deprecating and poking light fun at you.


	And I'm going to grow to like your humor and your smile, and will look upon you as a good friend, but only a good friend.

Pauses, ponders it for a moment.


	You know what? Screw all that shit, I'm going to be a dick. Get down there and suck my cock, bitch.


	Of course!

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