Jesus Ho Crack

Author: mikeyfern

Date: January 22, 2001

by mikeyfern
1-22-01
Jesus, I brought you all my material possesions. Will I go to Heaven now?
Uh, sure. Just put the money over there and have a drink of my blood
Hey, this blood tastes a lot like Kool-Aid! And it's blue.
What? You dare question Jesus? Get outta here, before I send you to Hell!
Phew, I thought that chump would never leave. Get me off this thing so we can go score some drugs. Hey, what will you do for twenty bucks?
Pretty much anything but anal