Hey, dig it, cats and kittens, Meca-meglomyna Corp, a subsidiary of Johnson and Johnson, failed to make a profit last year, so to make up for that loss, we're going tits up.
What I mean to say is, I'm selling the company to this other company, who are gonna turn around and sell the company piece by piece and turn some profits.
So let me introduce you all to the new boss.
Yarrr. I sold the microphone and turned a nice profit doing it. Yarr!
