Yeah. I'm sorry to come bugging you about it after 7 years but I think about it sometimes and I feel...the thought of losing my virginity to you...well, I'd just like to have it back.
Hey, waitaminute, what's so bad about losing your virginity to me?
Do I really need to recount it to you? The backseat of that car? The car up on cinder blocks at your parent's house? Three seconds of painful intercourse before you lost your payload on my overalls?
All right, i think that's enough. Let me check my closet and see if it's in there.
Explain the joy juice on the front of my overalls to my mom was quite an adventure.
