In the news, life imitates art as Congress caught StripCreator fever! Philabustering will now be called "Cornholing". Also, new representatives will be refered to as "newbies."
Congress decided not to listen to a proposed bill, because the proposer was "Too new". Not_scyess did offer "Work on your timing."
Elsewhere...
They have me dressed up as a what? A cowboy? Well, whatever gets the votes, I guess. Get my tailor on the phone.