Congratulations! You have a baby girl! You lose 5 turns waiting for her to grow up and for you to get your life back.
Daddy, what's a Spankling?
For cryin' out loud.
The obscure movie reference was from 'Fletch'. If you knew that, collect $15, about as much as you spent on the crappy Chevy Chase movies that came after that.
Where'd my career go??
You win a StripCreator contest, but don't go online for a couple of days. Everyone has to wait for you to make a new contest. Everyone loses a turn.