Hey, Filing clerk. Good news for you. After four years of being the filing clerk, we've decided to promote you to HR analyst. All you have to do is accept the position.
I...*ACHOO*...I'd like...*ACHOO-ACHOO*
Now this will mean less time actually working, but it will also mean a substantial raise, and a parking space, and stock options. Just need a 'yeah' or 'nay' from you.
*ACHOO*...I would like...*ACHOO*...to accep... *ACHOO* *ACHOO* *ACHOO*
Aw, screw it. Pepe, looks like Myers doesn't want it, so the job's yours.
