Dude, you should go to the chiropractor. My old lady swears by 'em. Clear your...'whatever' right up.
Chiropractors aren't so bad, right? I heard that the government even has laws and stuff for these guys now.
Hey hey, come right in. I have a tent in the back where we can do your intial exam. My name is Tad, Dr. Tad, or just the Tadders. What ever makes you comfortable.