Filing clerk, VIP, I need you to photocopy these 300 files of former disgruntled employees for the impending lawsuit that we are just going to settle out of court and throw away anyway.
I'll get right on that. Feel free to leave the file requests on my desk and I'll get on them shortly. There's really no need to follow me around about it. I have a very quick turnaround time.
I just wanted to make it clear to you exactly how important it is to have these files out of storage, copied and back in storage by Friday afternoon. We are trying to create a department synergy here.
The importance of this project is not lost on me. Perhaps it would be better if we continued this conversation in my office as opposed to in the filing room. I would feel more at ease there.
I hate to belabor a point and I'm sure you understand me, but I just like to make sure that we are having an open dialogue, breaking down barriers and creating bridges between... did you fart in here?
Yes, yes I did. I tried to warn you but you wouldn't let it go. This is my place of freedom, where I can file and be myself. When you come in the filing room, you're in my domain.
