Howdy partner, yee-haw! I'm Marshall Dental Hygiene! Hey, how often does this happen to you?
Moo?
Gross, it smells horrible in here. Randy, did you forget to brush your tongue this morning or did you take a shit on yourself?
Haha, you caught me Diane. I did, in fact, shit my pants. [whisper] Phew, that was close. I didn't have the courage to say that I forgot to brush my tongue this morning.
Well, little buckaroo, fear not, 'cause August 7 is National Brushing Your Tongue day. Right, Flossie? And we'll be giving out free floss and tongue pads at the VD clinic this weekend. Bring the kids!
