So I was getting ready to really thump the guy, and then the sky gets all dark and lightning bolts start flying from every direction and hitting Jesus de Jesus and all that was left was ashes1.
Wow, mate, that sounds like a... I hesitate to say it...a Miracle.
Nah, probably just a coincidence.
Sure, sure. Say, how'd you get that big bump on yer forehead?
Funny, I don't remember getting a bump on my forehead. Actually, I barely remember anything. Hmm, next rounds on me!