I'm a black stereotype. I say things like 'bling-bling', 'what up, boo?', and 'why you trippin'?' I'm streetwise.
I'm a white stereotype. I say things like 'infrastructure', 'mortgage', and 'what's a boo?' Man, I'm so lame.
We meet and have lots of misunderstandings based on our cultural differences. It doesn't look like we'll ever get along.
But we find common ground. I get a little hipper and use slang words meant to evoke a humorous reaction because of my inherent dorkiness.
We show everyone that we aren't so different and at the end, I make an impact in the white people's world and change my street ways, i.e. sellout.
I start dancing urbanly, affirming my streetcred but offending my white friends. Some fat white woman faints at the horror of my dancing but I don't care.
