Next on Bravo, 'Cross-eyed for the queer guy'

Author: mmyers

Date: September 2, 2003

by mmyers
9-02-03
Dawg-gone, boy, you're 'bout as queer as a football bat. Hoo-wee!
Yep, I'm gay. So you are going to give me a makeover of some sort. Am I understanding that correctly?
Dadgummit, son, you're queerer than a three dollar bill. I ain't ever seen somebody so gay in my life.
Yes, I think we've covered the fact that I'm gay. So, the premise of the show is that you remake me into a more 'manly' man.
Dang, son, you're gayer than a Memorial day parade in New Orleans.
I think I'll be over at craft services if you decide that you need me.