For driving your car into that busload of orphans and nuns while under the influence of alcohol, I'm throwing your ass in jail. Fortunately, everyone is OK.
Oh man, I'm so relieved. I thought I may have spilled my drink.
Hey, you spilled your tequila in my cranberry juice!
You spilled your cranberry juice into my tequila! It's two great tastes that go great together!
