Hey Filing clerk, I heard you just returned from your Grandma's funeral. Are you allright?
Yeah man. I'm OK, thanks.
You know, I had a goldfish once that died and my kids wanted to bury it in the backyard in a shoebox. Well, the wife and I just wanted to flush it, right? So we tell the kids...
You know, on second thought, I'm in a very dark place and will need for you to leave me alone for the next 4 to 6 weeks.
