mmyers
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I flirt with brilliance but have sex with stupid.

Sunday's in the park with my stepson (6)

by mmyers
9-27-03


	I just found a shirt from a stripclub in the laundry! Did you go to a stripclub last night and lie about it?


	I did, but technically the lying is as much your fault as it is mine.


	How the hell can you think that?


	Because it takes two people to lie, Michelle, one to tell the lie and one to believe it, but don't worry, I forgive you.


	Well, it worked in the way that I met your mom at the stripclub and she gave me a couch to sleep on after Michelle kicked me out. The rest is history.