Chester, it's me Harold, your owner. I've been changed into a monkey, but it's no big deal.
That's a good boy, yes, run along and play, boy. Look at Chester run and play. He's a good boy, look at him lick...say, you can lick yourself down there? Is that legal? I wonder...
Harold, dinner's ready. I...ohmygod, Harold! I can't believe you're cheating on me...with yourself.
