Nice to meet you, Doctor Stillwell. I'm Harold Peterman.
Please, call me Gary. So, Harold, your wife says that you're going through a change, a change in life, let's say. I'd like to play a game with you, Harold, do you like games?
Sure, knock yourself out.
Hi, I'm Harold's inner child. I'm a scared little boy and I'm acting out to get attention. I want people to notice me and think I'm a chimp. Wont you talk to me?
Hi, I'm Doctor Gary. I think it's fucking highway robbery that I get paid $500 an hour to play with puppets. I got my diploma from the back of the Enquirer.
Could you give me my sock back, please Mr. Peterman?