What ho, dweller of Middle Earth! 'Twould seem I do need to speak words with you.
Man, I don't have time for this. I'm on my way to work. I don't even know you, dude.
'Lo, I am Imax the Wanderer, a half-elf from Underdark, and thou didst sit on my favorite seat at the McDonald's on 8th street. For that, we must battle!
Man, I've got ten minutes to get uptown. Fuck off.
What ho! Hold that cab so that we can ride together and split the fee. I don't get my allowance until Thursday!
