I was about to put my foot in his D-and-D playing cracker ass, but then security pulled me off of him. Ruined my whole damn presentation.
What ho! Get thee behind me, fair maiden! I shall defend thee from this monster! 'Lo, I am in your innersanctum, Neal the minotaur.
Look man, you need to get the hell out of my house before someone gets hurt.
We shall battle tonight, Neal the minotaur. Now, I have my bag of dice with me, one 20 sided, two 10 sided, two 5 sided, and the dreaded 100 sided. Choose your weapon.
