Pick up the phone, Neo, and dial an outside line, but use a '9' to get an outside line.
But the number for getting an outside line was changed to '4'. You know what? Nevermind. I'll dial someone up and I'll use a '9' and then maybe you'll all see I'm not 'chosen'.
Great Little Caeser's Ghost! It's ringing. He used the '9' to dial out and it's ringing! He is the Chosen One! All hail NEO!
*cue inspirational Transformers the movie music* You've got the power! You've got the touch!