Look at this place, it's a mess. I can see you are poweful now, so if you will not succumb to the Office Matrix, then I have one last tool to use against you.
Do your worst.
If I can't rule you through monitoring your menial tasks, I shall...MICRO MANAGE YOU!! Haha! Micromanagement into oblivion!
You sick bastard.
Hey, who are you?
I'm jes, from the IT dept. I was pouring coffee when the whole machine fucking blew it. I heard a fight over here, I'm on break, figured I'd jump in.
