Hey jack ass, what's the big idea slamming on your brakes like that?
You hit the back of my car! Would you look at the back of my car? All my precious bumperstickers are lost.
What are you, some kind of religious fanatic? All those stickers with bible verses on them. If God really was your pilot, he should have seen this coming.
Oh-no, I wouldn't make fun of that. You see, God really is my pilot, I ride shotgun. He was just answering his cellphone.
Bitch about my driving will ya.
See? Now you've done it, you've got him rilled up. This is how famines start.
