When I saw the ad in the newspaper, I never realized how glamorous an assistant job could be. Now I live on this cool farm, with my own bull named Charles.
I prefer Chuck.
I just finished alphabetizing all your porn by ethnicity and hooter size.
Sweet! I also have this kick ass trophy wife that does whatever I want her to, a fast car, and an awesome job that I can be proud of!
Hey Roger, it's 8:45, time for you to give me my gin and tonic colonic so they won't smell the alcohol on my breath at my 10 o'clock meeting.
Did I mention that I have a fast car and a trophy wife?
