In honor of Thanksgiving, I am signing an official pardon for the Thanksgiving turkey. Hahaha.
Gobble gobble.
November 25
It has been brought to my attention that the Thanksgiving Turkey has weapons of mass destruction and gravy soaked dressing. Bombing commences on November 27.
If you give up your dressing and fruit salad, we will go easy on you, turkey. The choice is yours.
Somewhere unknown.
...so then when I was 14 I really didn't feel like I fit in with my other 43 brothers and sisters...boy, you're a good listener.
