Welcome friends, to the celebration of the life of our friend, Randy Beavers. Randy Beavers was a friend to all. No one could say that they didn't look forward to Randy Beavers.
*pffft* Hehe. *snicker*
Please, friends, lets maintain the solumnity that Randy Beavers would have wanted. Think of Randy Beavers. Remember Randy Beavers. Cry for Randy Beavers.
Hahahaha! Hoo-hehehe!
Oh, who am I kidding. Randy Beavers is a horrible name and the fact that he died at such a young age is proof to me that God believes in mercy killing.
