In high school, when I took the job assessment test it said that my perfect jobs were a petrologist or ruling the world. I think I'd be good at ruling the world.
It told me I should be a dental assistant. I wonder what the perfect personality type is for that job and why do I have it.
If I ruled the world, I'd have people build monuments to me in imposing positions and signs that say, "All must obey!".
If I were a dental assistant, I'd say, "Please bite down on the little mouth thingie" and I'd play with that little sucky thing.
Maybe you should set your imagination sights a little higher.
Maybe I'd say, "Please bite down on the little mouth thingie, Mr. Copperfield."